Wrote this today while I walked home from work.
Doubting Tommy
“Oh ye of little faith!” they said
And thought that I was silly,
But still I couldn’t couldn’t countenance
That God could have no willy.
.
“But what about his son?” I said
“That Jesus bloke that died –
How’d his mum get pregnant?
How’d God’s semen get inside?”
.
“Immaculate Conception, dolt!”
Said Sister with a sneer,
“Mary was a virgin!”
Then she cuffed me round the ear.
.
“Balderdash! What rot!” said I
“You nuns are full of cack!”
So they took me to the basement
And they put me on the rack.
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“A stretch will do you good,” they said
“And stop you being so silly.”
But it didn’t. I’m now 9ft 10
But God’s still got a willy.
I just love this post, although you always have great stuff. Keep up the good work for Him, I know He’s pleased by it. 🙂
~ Collin
FoundWhoIAm.com
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Thanks Collin, you’re very kind 🙂 I’m glad you liked it.
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No problem! Keep up the good work for Him 🙂
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